ADAM: Good man but has problems with his wife. One reference told us how he and his
wife enjoyed walking nude in the woods.
NOAH: Former pastorate of 120 years with no converts. Prone to unrealistic
JOSEPH: A big thinker, but a braggart; believes in dream interpreting and
has a prison record.
MOSES: A modest and meek man, but poor communicator; even stutters at times. Sometimes
blows his stack and acts rashly in business meetings. Some say he left an earlier
church over a murder charge.
DAVID: The most promising leader of all until we discovered
the affair he
had with his neighbour's wife.
SOLOMON: Great preacher, but serious woman
ELIJAH: Prone to depression; collapses under pressure.
HOSEA: A tender and loving pastor, but our people could never handle his
JONAH: Told us he was swallowed up by a great fish. He said the fish later
out on the shore near here. We hung up.
AMOS: Too much of a country hick. Backward and unpolished. With some seminary training,
he might have promise; but he has a hang-up against wealthy people.
JOHN: Says he
is a Baptist, but doesn't dress like one. May be too Pentecostal. Tends to lift both
hands in the air to worship when he gets excited. You know we limit to one hand.
Sleeps in the outdoors, has a weird diet, and provokes denominational leaders.
PETER: Too blue collar. Has a bad temper, even said to have cursed. He's a loose
PAUL: Powerful CEO type and fascinating preacher. However, he's short on
unforgiving with young ministers, harsh, and has been known to preach
TIMOTHY: Too young.
JUDAS: His references are solid. A steady plodder. Conservative.
connections. Knows how to handle money. We're inviting him to preach this
in view of a call.