The Good Samaritan
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She
asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding,
what would you do?"
A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw up.."
Did Noah Fish?
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when
he was on the Ark?"
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."
The Lord is my Shepherd
A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most
quoted passages in the Bible - Psalm 23.
She gave the youngsters a month to learn the chapter. Little Rick was excited about
the task - but he just couldn't remember
the Psalm. After much practice, he could barely get past the first line. On the day
that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23
in front of the congregation, Ricky was so nervous. When it was his turn, he stepped
up to the microphone and said proudly,
"The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all I need to know."
The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed
his head for a moment before starting his sermon.
One day, she asked him why. "Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was
so observant of his messages. "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon."
"How come He doesn't answer it?" she asked.
A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, "So your mother says your prayers
for you each night? That's very commendable. What does she say?"
The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"