Freddy goes to the church and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward. Freddy goes up and the preacher asks, “Freddy, what do you want me to pray about for you?”

“Preacher,” says Freddy, “I need you to pray for my hearing.”

The preacher puts one finger in Freddy’s ear and he places the other hand on top of Freddy’s head and prays and prays and prays. After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands and stands back.

“Freddy, how is your hearing now?”

“I don’t know, Reverend,” says Freddy. “My hearing’s not until next Wednesday.”




Freddy’s Hearing