OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES
The following were submitted by Gordon Tatley
A little boy told by his mother that he might go on a picnic she had previously forbidden
sighed, "It's too late Mummy, I've already prayed for rain."
Dear God: This is my
prayer. Could you please give my brother some brains. So far he doesn't seem to have
any. Angela,
Dear Lord: Thank you for the nice day today. You even fooled the TV weather
man. Hank,
A mother asked her son what the lesson was about in Sunday School that
morning. "Cherry Coke," he answered confidently. "Cherry Coke?" his mother asked.
"Are you sure?" "Oh, yes," he replied. "We even sang a song about it. 'Joshua fought
the battle of Cherry Coke, Cherry Coke, Cherry Coke."
The Sunday School teacher asked,
"Now, Johnny, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?" "No sir," little Johnny
replies, "I don't have to. My Mum is a good cook."
Out of the Mouths...