An atheist complained to a Christian friend, "You Christians have your special holidays,
such as Christmas and Easter.
The Jews celebrate their national holidays, such as Passover and Yom Kippur. But
we atheists have no recognized national holidays. It's unfair discrimination."
His friend replied, "Why don't you celebrate April first?"
Flight into Egypt
A teacher asked her Sunday School group to draw pictures of their favourite Bible
stories. She was puzzled by Patsy’s picture, which showed four people on an airplane,
so she asked him which story it was meant to represent.
"The flight to Egypt," said Patsy.
"I see ... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus," the teacher said. "But
who's the fourth person?"
"Oh, that's Pontius-the Pilot.”